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Undead army and deity

29 June 2012, 13:05 Rating: 7 [+]

I started a human adventurer and for some reason everyone was being a total dick in this newly genned world. Nobody would give me the time of day let alone quests. I eventually found a abandoned human fortress where a gray demon deity had apparently been writing books frantically and scattering them everywhere. He was also a jerk to me, so I just stole a bunch of books and read them.
Upon reading one, I was granted to ability to raise the dead and my title became "necromancer". Wandering to a tomb, I rose the many many skeletons inside and formed a zombie army, as well as learned that if you're a necromancer undead of all forms ignore you, even mummies. They will still emerge from their coffin and chase you, but they won't actually attack you anymore. Zombified wildlife will also ignore you. I also learned that you become sort of undead yourself, no longer needing to eat, sleep or drink.

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A tale from Snospdamon, the Past Planes

29 June 2012, 12:52 Rating: 5 [+]

Islas Pulleyonions (did you know that neither "public" nor "opinion" are in the DF dictionary? A shame) was a human born in 222, and began wandering the wilds in late summer of 250. Repeatedly asking about the surroundings of his home hamlet of Sprayedfuture, he heard a tale of a Dinocroc in a cave roughly a day to the south. Thinking that sounded like a better idea than getting shot to death by bandits like a normal adventurer, Islas set off across the Worthy Steppe.

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A few short vignettes of the life and times of the Hammerman Sahthet

29 June 2012, 10:06 Rating: 2 [+]

Sahthet Feleri Quihuconi Molu (Sathet Holdmagics the Sloppy Room of Burden) was born in 90 and raised in the hamlet of Anguishedbridge by the Society of Pigs, a member state of the Sunny Confederations. Near as I can tell he spent a good 36 years wanking and faffing about but in 126 he took up his silver war hammer and began to wander the wilds. And he was enormously successful at it (Read: I've been save scumming like crazy), ridding the world of more than 236 unsavory types.

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Another elven caravan

29 June 2012, 06:08 Rating: 5 [+]

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How I've began play the Dwarf Fortress.

29 June 2012, 06:06 Rating: 4 [+]

Be with friend, he showing off Dwarf Fortress Adventure mode.
While walking around a group of wild dingoes. Takes them out with ease, one dingo left. The dingo's guts are broken. Sliding around on an icy pond, vomiting. Friend butchers nearby dingo corpse, takes dingo nervous tissue and throws it at the last dingo. Nervous tissue shoves the dingo's skull into its brain.
I go home and download Dwarf Fortress.

Risen and transformed

28 June 2012, 14:13 Rating: 3 [+]

The Weremoose I mobbed to death earlier has risen as a ghost and is terrorizing my fortress!

Some food and fight

28 June 2012, 12:38 Rating: 3 [+]

Started a new adventurer as a dwarf and cut my teeth on a few quests to kill some night creatures. They all seem to have a weakness to copper which luck would have it I discovered a copper pick in an abandoned human fort just outside of the town.
I don't know why but for the life of me I can't find any wild animals to get meat from and I'm into bright yellow hunger. So I see a few local tamed pigs and dogs milling around.
"They wouldn't care if I killed one of the pigs...would they?"

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