27 June 2012, 07:55
Dwarf Fortress is like blissful drugs. You get caught up in hours, days, weeks of hopeless euforia and new discoveries, all while your personal life crumbles around you. You can do nothing to stop it. You're hopelessly caught. Only a little further. I only need to finish this room. This tunnel. Ooh, shiny!
18 June 2012, 19:38
I never built a bed.
My dwarfs catch some sleep standing against a wall.
I wake them up to continue mining.
Such is the life under my rule.
18 June 2012, 12:27
I tell my dorf: "Hey, go put that harmless unarmed GOBLIN into the pit".
Dorf says: "Right you are sir. One GOBLIN in a pit coming right up."
"HOLY SHIT A NAKED GOBLIN!?! I COULD NEVER HAVE PREDICTED THIS!! LEG IT!!"
Dorf runs off like a fucking idiot, leaving the Goblin to wander aimlessly around the fortress, until it either runs into one of my war hounds or falls into one of my cage traps and is caught again.
18 June 2012, 09:50
This is how my games go:
You have struck Lignite!
You have struck Orthoclase!
OH SHIT SON
You have struck Moonstone!
SHOW ME NOW
You have struck Amethyst!
Okay come on
You have struck Schist!
You have struck Granite!
You have struck Mica!
You have struck Chalk!
26 May 2012, 15:51
Wolf cancels Breathe: Interrupted by ≡Copper Bolt≡
12 May 2012, 12:59
302: Picthambujit, "Spiraledscrape", town
Owner: The Dented Group, humans
Parent Civ: The Raw Kingdoms, humans