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Some food and fight

28 June 2012, 12:38 Rating: 3 [+]

Started a new adventurer as a dwarf and cut my teeth on a few quests to kill some night creatures. They all seem to have a weakness to copper which luck would have it I discovered a copper pick in an abandoned human fort just outside of the town.

I don't know why but for the life of me I can't find any wild animals to get meat from and I'm into bright yellow hunger. So I see a few local tamed pigs and dogs milling around.

"They wouldn't care if I killed one of the pigs...would they?"

Well the pigs sure would. And the dogs when they decided to try and eat me to death. Loaded up on meat I killed the next night creature in 1 shot with a spear through the face and headed back to report my success.

Strolling over to the clerk I start a conversation and am greeted with:
"Don't talk to me"
WTF. I guess they did care. I turned around to talk to someone else behind me and the clerk takes a cheap shot by trying to punch me in the head. I dodge out of the way and now the entire building full of people has turned into a loving knife fight to the death. They're all slicing the fucking out of each other.

I just wanted some food.

MORTAL KOMBAT. Got knocked into the well. gently caress.