Hammerer and his wife
I had a woodburner get sucked dry in the middle of the dining room in front of 4 children and a bowyer. The culprit was immediately identified as the presser Tun Bardumish. However, due to metal scarcity, the fortress hammerer (who came to the fortress with 11 dwarven kills and "Professional Hammerdwarf", no less!) had to simply bitch-slap him severely. He broke his nose and an arm, but has caused no trouble since. Ahem.
When the above mentioned hammerer was killed in a goblin ambush along with his son and brother-in-law, his wife went a bit loopy. She just beat the shit out of a boar with her crutch, knocked a hoof off it and flung it at the intervening guards.