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21 June 2012, 08:51 Rating: 1 [+]


I have 2 godly military squads composing of 4 dwarves each along with 5 gladiator squads.
Siege comes, use my drawbridge for divide and conquer.
Defeat them with massive casualties on my gladiator squads.
Cleaning up the mess.
SUDDENLY ANOTHER GOBLIN SIEGE
"No biggie, I'll just raise the-".
Its winter, my water moat is frozen.
I actually have to do a full scale battle now.
The millions of troll come pouring in first.
Send in the calvary.
Massive troll war ensues.
3 of my godly military dwarves succumbs to groups of trolls.
Trolls are running rampant inside my fort as well as outside.
Goblins finally arrive.
Dwarf, troll, and goblin limbs are flying left and right.
Giant keas are stealing my shit.
Spring Has Arrived.
"The Elves have brought the full forces of their land against you!"
ARCHERS, ARCHERS EVERYWHERE
Spawned next to my entrance.
They wreck up my military and begin to fight the goblins.
Trolls busy crushing bones inside my fort.
Decide to release my untamed dragon caged up at my entrance.
Release it.
MFW that was the FUNnest way I've ever lost a fort.

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